> Alright , so shall we start this now?
* I'm ready , sir !
> Charming . This is Doctor Theodor Clementox and - - go on ,baby -
* Doctors assistant Elizabeth Clementox !
> This is the first un - official -(audible chuckle)- test of the unnamed neurological information transfer device.
> We are testing the primary simulated environment - garden3.2003 on the neurological system of Alfred - our house cat , bless him.
* Now ! There is no need to worry about the well-being of the animal , sadly our friend has been suffering from brain damage for a while now , so the test should not put him under any discomfort.
> I guess so ... if anything it's gonna improve the poor bastards life , he can barely do anything here with us.
> That's enough explaining , but not enough work . Would you start the program ... asistant ... ?
* Yes, sir!
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> Alright , now we begin the procedure by intercepting the cerebral cortex with the neurological transfer rods XE-1 AND RE-1
- - Audible discomfort is produced by the cat - -
>Ok , is it starting to upload on the screen?
* Not yet ... Nothing seems to be showing up.
>Really? How about now?
* It seems to be recognizing some brain function , but it is too minimal for a succesful upload .
> No, no , no . You're doing something wrong there , it worked fine before.
* Theodor , I am using the program exactly like we used it every time before this , it's just not uploading the cats data. It's too weak.
> Move , Elizabeth , just move.
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> YOU STUPID BITCH ! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MESS THINGS UP -
* Theodor , please , calm down , I had no idea it would do that. We can always try again .
> Of course we can ... And then we can try again and again and again and again until we are old fucks who can barely see their comptuer screens -
-- Audible door slam can be heard --
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